Horned Viper - Tee
Horned Viper - Tee
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The Snake That Grew a Spider
A lightweight tee for one of the strangest animals on the Iranian plateau: the spider-tailed horned viper, which evolved a lure on the end of its own body and waits.
The illustration goes comic-book rather than field-guide — heavy line, high contrast, the horns pushed forward. It treats the animal as a character, which is roughly how it behaves.
Pseudocerastes urarachnoides lives in the western Zagros and was only formally described in 2006, having spent decades being mistaken for a viper with a tumour or a parasite on its tail. It isn't. The tail tip has evolved into a bulbous knob fringed with elongated scales, and the snake twitches it so that it moves like a spider. Birds come down for the spider. The rest follows.
The Design Vision
The horns: The raised supraocular scales that give the species its name, drawn prominent and forward so the head reads as deliberate rather than incidental.
The tail that lies: The spider-mimicking lure is rendered clearly enough to register as its own creature at a glance — which is exactly the trick the animal is running.
Ambush typography: Lettering set to work with the coil rather than over it, carrying the "ambush master" line without crowding the illustration.
Zagros palette: Rock and sand tones taken from the limestone country the species actually inhabits, not generic desert colour.
It has been waiting longer than you have.
Size guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm 18″ |
71 cm 28″ |
21 cm 8.25″ |
| M | 51 cm 20″ |
74 cm 29″ |
22 cm 8.5″ |
| L | 56 cm 22″ |
76 cm 30″ |
22 cm 8.75″ |
| XL | 61 cm 24″ |
79 cm 31″ |
23 cm 9″ |
| 2XL | 66 cm 26″ |
81 cm 32″ |
24 cm 9.25″ |
| 3XL | 71 cm 28″ |
84 cm 33″ |
24 cm 9.5″ |
| 4XL | 76 cm 30″ |
86 cm 34″ |
25 cm 9.75″ |
Sleeve measured from the shoulder seam. Tolerance ± 3.8 cm (1.5″). Measurements are of the garment, not the body.
Fabric & construction
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable
- Sport Grey, Dark Heather and Heather Navy are cotton-polyester blends
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing drape
- Ribbed crew collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to hold its shape
- Pearlised tear-away label
- Body printed direct-to-garment; sleeve and inner neck labels printed DTF
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
Safety & compliance
- Blank: Gildan 64000. Made in Bangladesh. For adults.
- Two-year EU and Northern Ireland warranty under Directive 1999/44/EC
- EU responsible person: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, Limassol 4003, Cyprus — gpsr@honsonventures.com
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